Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
I love your ideas, honey
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Pick your favorite, daddy!